The Pawlice Department
Good pets.
Questionable choices.
Turn your pet’s funniest offense into a personalized mugshot and arrest report. A little evidence. A lot of personality.
Your pet. Your story. An entirely unserious case file.
Small business. Clear promises.
- Personalized to your pet
- Humor without the harm
- Public sharing only with permission
01 / Build the case
The crime is theirs.
The keepsake is yours.
For the chicken thief, the couch destroyer, and the repeat sock offender. We give their most memorable mischief the official-looking treatment it deserves.
Bella
Grand theft rotisserie chicken.
- Evidence
- One very empty plate
- Defense
- “It was unattended.”
Illustrative example. Not a customer submission.
- 01
Send the suspect
Choose your kit, then provide a clear pet photo, their name, and the funniest crime on their record.
- 02
We make it official
Your pet becomes the star of a personalized mugshot, paired with a ridiculous arrest report built around their offense.
- 03
Keep the evidence
Make room on the wall—or the fridge. Check each listing for downloadable files, print options, and exactly what’s included.
02 / Choose your evidence
A kit for your culprit.
Browse current kits for prices, included files, and available keepsake formats. Personalized work isn’t an instant download.
Coming to Pet Court
The jury is still out.
Our planned Pet Court series puts the evidence to a public vote: guilty or innocent? With your permission, your pet’s case could become an episode. Ordering a kit never means agreeing to appear.
03 / File a report
Caught in the act?
Make it a keepsake.
You already have the story. Let Paw & Order give it a case number.
Create an arrest kit